Jamie boosted

Twitter is full of epidemiologists today. Well, I assume they are epidemiologists since they have strong opinions on viral containment issues.

Three years ago I installed a bidet at home. So while you suckers are fighting over toilet paper at Asda, I’ll be laughing all the way to the toilet.

Teenage daughter has just had national insurance deducted from her pay for the first time. She’s mighty pissed about it. 🤣

I don’t think my local paper understands what nostalgia means.

On the bus right now, mother to young daughter who pressed the bell:

That’s naughty! NO! (audible smack) Ya can’t do that shit!

Child rearing at it’s finest.

Another week down, wherein I conclude I am old enough not to care about wearing a bum bag.


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